We're All Anti-Heroes

Written Works and Thoughts of Michael William Barker
She is going to kill me when she finds out about this.

She is going to kill me when she finds out about this.

Somebody once asked me why I didn't incorporate a New England accent in my story...

  • Me: You wouldn't be able to read it if I did.
  • Them: I'm pretty sure they'd be able to tell the difference between 'park the car' and 'pahk the cah' and 'idea' and 'idear'.
  • Me: Then I'd type things like this
  • "Look at the wicke' kee-yute ki'en! It's so kee-yute and priddy! I jus' wanta take ih home and play with ih forever!" The New Englander said this too quickly for anyone to understand him.
Must not like my singing voice…

Must not like my singing voice…

So…

Casey is making a cake. No reason. She’s just making a cake.

 I’m pretending that this is extremely important… 

Dear tumblr,

For the next hour I will be writing… Screw off. You will be missed.

Let this gif provide some entertainment, while I am gone.